is for...

Vixen, Vamp, Vex, Valor, Vintage, Vodka, Victory, and Veronica—because I’m so NOT a Betty.

V is that part of the male anatomy that makes women stupid.
It’s also a part of the female anatomy that makes men even stupider. 
Do you see where I’m going with this? V is whatever/whomever you want it to be.

V. Darling is also the pseudonym of a USA Today bestselling author. She has penned many books, none of those start with V.